Laughter – The Best Medicine

Laughter and humour are infectious. When you share a good joke with your family and friends, you will get them roaring with laughter.

Humour will liven up the place. You can build a strong bond with people who like your sense of humour.

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Having a good laugh will also bring you health and other benefits. They include:

  • it relaxes your body and relieves you of stress and tension;
  • it helps to improve your blood circulation and can protect your heart;
  • it helps to boost your immunity and resistance to disease;
  • it helps you to improve your breathing;
  • it improves mood and makes you feel happier;
  • it eases tension, anxiety and fear;
  • it strengthens relationships and helps to defuse conflicts.

An elderly gentleman…

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% .
The elderly gentleman went back to the doctor in a month and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’
The gentleman replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’

Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’ ‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great… I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?  You know… the one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’


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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember…
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.
‘No, I can remember it.’
‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’
He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’
‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.
Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs..She stares at the plate for a moment.
‘Where’s my toast ?’

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
‘Do I know her?’
‘This woman, is she good looking?’
‘Not really.’
‘Is she a good cook?’
‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’
‘Does she have lots of money?’
‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
‘Because she can still drive!’


Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’
Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’ Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’
A man was telling his neighbor, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.. It’s perfect.’
‘Really,’ answered the neighbor . ‘What kind is it?’
‘Twelve thirty..’


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman in his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’
‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’


Advertisement  In Shop:
Guitar, for sale…….. Cheap……..
…….no  strings attached.


Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight….
One Lung At A  Time!


On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The  Relatives.


When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking….
I Gave Up Reading


My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses….
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.


Sign In A Bar:
‘Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.’


Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don’t Stand In Her Way….


Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.


The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.


Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone


The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.


Sign At A Barber’s Shop :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.


Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.


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